teenagerposts:

this is the best one

littletiddygothgf:

daily-showerthoughts:

5 is like an honorary even number

why does this make sense?

mayanangel:

American baking shows: I’M NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS I’M JUST HERE TO CONQUER AND DESTROY

British baking shows:

venake:

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

omen-the-undying-kaizoku:

jakemorph:

in this essay i won’t

feanorus-rex:

The seven deadly sins as vines

shuhvon:

discody:

reblog to let him know that you love him

ukulelekatie:

oh hi thanks for checking in I’m still a piece of garbage

bxbbydrake:

luvuv:

pyonkotchi:

plankton built his computer wife so he’s also the one who programmed her personality.  plankton made a wife who would belittle and mock him. plankton has a humiliation fetish

Sometimes we have thoughts but we don’t have to share them with everyone and put them out into the world. Just a suggestion.

I burst out laughing and then it turned into weeping

redpaperowl:

accessiblecoldtimes:

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

The ahh was so much deeper and the woo so much softer than i could have expected i love it

countersignal:

This isn’t even satire anymore